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Him- Chapter OneAs the morning sun casts its powdery rays of light in through the cracks of my bedroom window, the sticky, chilling feeling of a cold sweat slowly brings me to consciousness.  The remnants of last night slowly come back to me in unpleasant mental waves, and a dry groan erupts from my chapped lips.     
 That dream again.  It's always that damn dream, every night.  Just when my mind starts to succumb, just as I enter the peaceful blackness of a full, deep sleep, she appears.  All she ever reveals to me are a pair of glowing flaxen eyes and pale, thin lips, but somehow I know that Him- Chapter One
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The LabThe Lab   
The only sound that penetrated my ears was the light tap-tap of my checkered sneakers against the coarse pavement.  Surrounding me were tall, cheerful yet simplistic suburban homes, each one looking disturbingly similar to its neighbor.  Each sparkling emerald lawn was adorned with oddly-shaped trees and hedges, and some even housed a flower garden, adding a splash of color to the otherwise clean-cut scenery.  Every now and then a songbird would chirp, a butterfly would flutter and dance past my line of vision, and a common golden retriever would bark continuously at me until I had fully pass The Lab
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DaydreamingWhat a lovely day   
 
 
For a stroll through the darkest   
 
 
Reaches of my mind Daydreaming
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The Meaning of LifeAre we just pawns in  
God's all-powerful chess set?  I really hope not. The Meaning of Life
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This Officially Made My Day.

Mon Sep 21, 2009, 2:34 PM
  • Listening to: Crickets chirping outside
  • Reading: Steven King's Everything's Eventual
  • Watching: The overly bright computer screen
  • Playing: Mario Kart Wii
  • Eating: Nuthin'
  • Drinking: Water
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This may just be the most amazing Twilight parody I have ever read. Ever.

I absolutely love whoever wrote this. I've been trying to find a sophisticated and adequately persuasive blog about the many flaws of Twilight for sooo long, and this person finally comes along and makes my LIFE.
xD

This made me lol big time. And I hope it does the same for you as well, all you anti-Twilighters out there.

Oh, and a quick note- Chapter Two of Him is still in the works (I know, I'm such a lazy bum). I want to get it finished by the end of this upcoming weekend, so get ready!

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  • Current Residence: My mind
  • Interests: writing, reading, computer-surfing, singing when no one is listening
  • Favourite movie: Across the Universe
  • Favourite band or musician: Rise Against
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite style of art: Pop Art/Surrealism
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero
  • Favourite gaming platform: PlayStation
  • Personal Quote: "Everone is strange on the inside; some people are just brave enough to show it."

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~BrotherlyFluff Nov 21, 2009, 2:37:32 PM
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~nemesis222 Oct 11, 2009, 10:19:04 AM
thankyou so much for the favs!!!

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=Cinquefoil Oct 9, 2009, 9:35:36 PM
Thank you. :heart:

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*dev1n Sep 7, 2009, 7:45:07 AM
:hug: thank you for :+fav: my Thread
Hope you'll visit my gallery again :heart:

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~Spiderling-Art Aug 25, 2009, 10:49:47 AM
Thanks for the Fav on 'Bunch of Ugly Pebbles' :)

(P.S. Sorry it's late but I've been offline for 2 months! :( )

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*theartyst Aug 14, 2009, 5:01:53 PM
Before I Forget
to say this:

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thnx 4 the Farrah
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~Awasteof-paint Aug 12, 2009, 11:38:18 AM
thank you so much for the fave! :heart:

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~Takiouttio Jul 29, 2009, 10:10:00 AM
Thanks for the faves~
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*Purplepaws Jul 1, 2009, 3:36:23 PM
Thank you for the :+fav:!! :iconpineappletardplz:
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*JeremiC Jun 18, 2009, 7:52:00 AM
Thanks for the support ;)

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"Oh, Diane, never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish."
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